i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”
god bless you grawly
the most stupidest thing invented are those little dangly things on dresses that help you hang dresses or shirts…. when the thing has straps. i dont need your dangles, the dangles just dangle everywhere, get the hell away from me. dangly pieces of sh*t…. im so alone
you know what’s fun? letting people enjoy the things that make them happy
maybe it’s because i live in australia, but i still cant handle the fact that people can live so peacefully with bears and those giant horse dinosaur things
moose, i meant moose
The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.
I LOVE IT!
holy fuck is this like bird parkour
Birds of prey are so badass. Like they got this goshawk to fly through tiny little holes barely bigger than it’s body to show just how extreme they can get
Moral of the story: Be glad you’re too big to be eaten by a Goshawk
Just imagine birds of prey the size of the eagles from LoTR, okay. Terrifying.
only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr
That. Bloody. PAPERCLIP.
i saw the loading mouse and honestly thought to myself “shit this is gonna take forever” because i thought it was my mouse—it literally took me back woah
This is like the opening of a horror movie…
what about windows 3.1?
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
Cause who counts carbs on the weekend anyways… 💁🍔🍟🍩🍪
perfectly normal, fuck yo ass straight-up much